the adventures of yoshi

…on never leaving a girl hungry

Posted in Food for Thought by yoshi on April 22, 2009

NEVER EVER EEEVVVERRRRRR EVER EVER EVERRRRR LEAVE A GIRL HUNGRY.

do what you must.

stuff a piece of gum in her mouth.

give her a sip soda.

tell her that you will be eating soon.

tell her that you will be buying the food… soon.

give her chips.

give her fucking dry noodle bits from the cup o noodles cup for goodness sake!

DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN ASK: “what do you want to eat?

because SHE WILL REPLY: “i don’t fucking know!!!! if i knew i wouldn’t be all hungry right now and would have gotten the food already!” and then will continue to scowl and bitch until she is fed.

…..i am starving.

like, right now.

i came home and the bf was chillin at the computer.

no food on the table.

not even a “hey, i’ll get food soon” or “you wanna eat?”

NOTHING.

….he is now riding his bike.

in the rain.

to get mc donald’s.

FUCKER.

that shit better be warm.

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  1. betseyj said, on April 23, 2009 at 1:03 AM

    oh hey loooove you.
    haahhaha.

    best convo ever after this was posted.

  2. illmfchang said, on April 23, 2009 at 6:07 AM

    Like Black Rob says, ‘Hungry girl on the rag is like Whoa!!’ Hope you got your food quick and warm for his sake.

  3. sandy said, on April 23, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    yikes! poor igei! mmmm mcd’s!

  4. ainge said, on April 23, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    …woah
    learned

  5. koko said, on April 27, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    hahaha sooo true. guys all over the world need to read this post. love your blog girl. 🙂

  6. Raaachem|The Mayor said, on April 27, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    amen sista AMEN! whats even WORSE.. is when they ask u what u wanna eat.. u say “thai bbq” and then he said, “no i dont feel like that.” OMG U MUTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING CUNT BLOSSOM, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST FEED ME WHAT I WANT!

    *ahem*. sorry. u hit a nerve with this one. hahahaha

    I LOVE YOU. lol.

  7. Jayne STOP IT RIGHT NOW said, on May 12, 2009 at 4:25 AM

    we ARE separated at birth!


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