the adventures of yoshi

…on writing too much jibberish

Posted in Food for Thought by yoshi on November 11, 2009

i love reading blogs.

however, when i come across bloggers that tries too hard to sound smart… PUHHHH-LEASE just give it a fucking rest.

get over it and try writing how you would normally converse with your friends. its a g’damn blog, not a 20 page thesis that you’re trying to bullshit by adding a ton of useless nouns and verbs to try to EMPHASIZE your “smartness.” (however, i am infamous for inserting a shitload of quotes that were more than 5 lines long, double spacing with font size 12.5, and bringing in the side margins).

like really???

i don’t have have the TIME to decipher your monologue of word integrity.

cut to the damn point already: a wedge is a wedge, shopping is shopping, that color is RED.

in short, keep it short, unless you’re telling me a descriptive story with lots of sex.

thanks.

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  1. Mira said, on November 11, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    Amen.

  2. doowaditty said, on November 11, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    OMG me and rach know all about this ask her lol.

    • yoshi said, on November 11, 2009 at 1:59 PM

      oh i know! i tried looking for your posts on that topic, but rach wasn’t online and i was too lazy to search lmao

  3. emily said, on November 11, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    YES! I LOL’ED.

    if any picture has more than 3 lines of text accompanying, i usually dont read. you rock.

  4. themaykazine said, on November 11, 2009 at 6:57 PM

    Haha, “cut to the damn point already: a wedge is a wedge, shopping is shopping, that color is RED.” – Love it. πŸ™‚

  5. mlle z said, on November 11, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    LOL thank you! Esp when they make simple spelling/grammar mistakes while they’re trying to sound smart.

  6. Raaachem said, on November 12, 2009 at 12:35 AM

    hahaha THIS IS THE BEST BLOG EVER.

    here’s the post btw http://raaachem.com/2009/03/20/someone-burn-her-thesaurus/

  7. Jimmy! said, on November 12, 2009 at 6:18 AM

    Oh my goodness

  8. Kenny Bogata said, on November 12, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    K.I.S.S = keep it simple, stupid, haha gotta love your blog!


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