the conversation went like this…

….a typical evening with the bf….

ME: yo, let me give you a fade! see look, i did my own hair

HIM: i’ll let you clean up just the bottom in the back

ME: yay! ok, i’ll do a mini fade so it looks more natural

HIM: ok, but if you mess up i’m shaving it all off

ME: [done] ok, there, what you think?

HIM: it’ll do.

ME: your clippers aren’t sharp enough, how come i can’t get it as bald as your barber does it in the back?

HIM: they use a razor.

ME: oh! let me use the razor!

HIM: you don’t know how.

ME: i know how! i shave my own legs!

HIM: not that kind of razor.

ME: oh.