…on being a PIG

my mom sent me this in an email this morning… i find it eerie that all these points are in fact, happening in my life RIGHT NOW.

The Pig

The Pig is an innocent, sweet and lovable personality. [this is true, i’m TOTALLY lovable – lmao] They can also be quite melancholy and over-sensitive. [yes, i get butthurt when someone proves that i am not always right] The Pig loves the company of others, and adores parties, gossip and chit chat. [i LOVE chissmiss – sp? filipino for “gossip”] They are highly intelligent, but prefer to keep this side of their nature under wraps. [i like to play the “dumb blonde” so people don’t feel threatened by my nerd status] The Pig does not care that much for money, but is one of the zodiac signs that is very lucky. [i DO care for money, i just don’t care to keep enough of it in my bank or my wallet]

Forecast for 2010
The Pig loves activity and challenges and the Year of the Tiger will certainly provide this. There may be additional financial pressure on the Pig this year, but with prudent spending and consideration, this need not be a problem. [as you have seen from some of my earlier posts, that i’ve been trying to restrain myself from shopping, however, what i have not mentioned is that i’m still paying my life away with my student loans and hospital bills FML] The Pig is an open, friendly soul and very trusting, but this year he must be wary. It’s possible that gossip may prove too tempting or that he may listen to false advice, causing upset and trouble. Be guarded and careful this year! [ok, i will be wary – i’ll shut my mouth and not listen to false twilight rumors] The Pig must ensure that he follows up all correspondence or financial dealings – to delay or overlook details will prove costly. [i just got my 1040, a reminder that tax season is nearby GAH!] Short, fun, unplanned trips will feature throughout the year and will be excellent for off-setting any stresses and pressure the Year of the Tiger may bring. [hell yea! i’m going to the philippines this year – i think early april!] Interest in spirituality and self-development will be to the fore and any opportunity to study and explore these should be taken. [totally working on the self-development part “WOOSAH!”] November to January will provide excellent opportunites for changing career direction or to find a new job. [now this is CUH-RAZY, only a handful of people know about my future plans of world domination… eep! let’s make it happen!] August to December will prove particularly social, with many fun occasions and opportunities to make new friends. [can’t wait!]

Interesting Pig Facts
Zodiac Stone: Ruby [yuck]
Special Flower: Chrysanthemum [i think these smell nice?]
Best Hours: 9-11 pm [i guess so, i’m usually asleep this time so yes, these are the BEST hours]
Season: Autumn [lovely]
Horoscope Colors: Purple, Red, White [uhm… not so much – how bout black]