…on italian men and chinese karaoke

a few nights ago while lawn was still in town, we decided to link up for a quick dinner at bread. who’d have thought that our italian waiter would provide us not ONLY with free dessert and a photo opt, but also grace us with us OHSOSEXY italian accent. he’s from pisa.

so lawn AND vern got some eyelash extensions… i VANT!!!!

yea… i only had one drink… i was ALREADY turning red after just 5 sips… the girls had another glass – no thanks lmao – this is our “act NATURAL!” pose.

after dinner we randomly hit up that underground chinese run bar/karaoke joint. this is what happens whenever you yell “PHOTOSHOOT TIME!” when you’re with vern and lawn… professionals lol!

i think it was senior citizen night at the karaoke spot… there were old chinese ladies singing RAP CHINESE SONGS. RAP. i no lie. also, lawn convinced them i was a famous singer in the philippines – sure why not? ps. i want lawn’s new “jew” hat:

oh! yes! i forgot to mention – that’s the top i got from pixie market! don’t you LURVE?!

and maru showed up and we gossiped some more about “beanies” and twilight – woot woot!

i think they were singing “irreplaceable” by beyonce lmao

more of the old people started leaving so we started to take over the mic… cept for this random old lady who kept trying to steal our thunder by grabbing a freaking mic and singing with us – WTF!?

i THINK we were singing one of the songs from grease?!?!

omg – the rest of the night was a fucking blurrrr – but i know we all had a blast and my throat was shot the next day. the old lady was STILL singing as if she were mariah carey performing at MSG… vern decided to steal HER thunder…

good times…