the adventures of yoshi

…on saying too much and meaning absolutely nothing

Posted in Food for Thought by yoshi on June 22, 2010

as i was browsing through my google reader to find some stuff for my next “on shit i’m diggin” post – i came to realize a few things:

  1. not a lot of unique content nowadays – disappointing
  2. fashion blogs typically bore me nowadays (is it because i’m getting older?)
  3. some bloggers just write like they’re pulling every other word out of a thesaurus!

now let’s talk about numero tres for a little bit.

WHY????

why do these people insist on making themselves sound smart? it just pains me to read. i cringe.

for example (this is taken from no where as i just made it up right now):

“my vernacular prohibits me to expel the veracious pigmentation of crimson…”

now, if ever i read a sentence like that, you’ll most likely hear me shout at my monitor: “its just RED BIATCH!”

bloggers, please take note. if you want people to hear your true voice, then WRITE IT AS YOU WOULD SPEAK because if i EVER meet you in person, and your ass ain’t talking like shakespeare, i WILL call you out.

and yes… i said “ain’t.”

PS.

i would have written more, but really, its too early and i’ve only had a sip of coffee.

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  1. sandy said, on June 22, 2010 at 8:09 AM

    “and your ass ain’t talking like shakespeare”

    you just made me spit water all over myself! hahhaha

    • yoshi said, on June 22, 2010 at 9:10 AM

      teehehehehehehehehe – pho real dough!

  2. Al said, on June 22, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    Why so angry, madam…

  3. Mocha said, on June 22, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yoshi but for REAL! please speak like yourself and not like the movie Casablanca! Shout them fools out!

    Love your blog!

  4. rachel said, on June 29, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    YES YESSS!!! i hear you, i hate reading that pouncy shit!

  5. STOP IT RIGHT NOW said, on July 12, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    BAHAHAHAH! duuuuuude there’s one site in particular that kills me with her writing. I won’t say who, but apparently everything is “whimsical”…


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