…on saying too much and meaning absolutely nothing

as i was browsing through my google reader to find some stuff for my next “on shit i’m diggin” post – i came to realize a few things:

1. not a lot of unique content nowadays – disappointing
2. fashion blogs typically bore me nowadays (is it because i’m getting older?)
3. some bloggers just write like they’re pulling every other word out of a thesaurus!

now let’s talk about numero tres for a little bit.

WHY????

why do these people insist on making themselves sound smart? it just pains me to read. i cringe.

for example (this is taken from no where as i just made it up right now):

“my vernacular prohibits me to expel the veracious pigmentation of crimson…”

now, if ever i read a sentence like that, you’ll most likely hear me shout at my monitor: “its just RED BIATCH!”

bloggers, please take note. if you want people to hear your true voice, then WRITE IT AS YOU WOULD SPEAK because if i EVER meet you in person, and your ass ain’t talking like shakespeare, i WILL call you out.

and yes… i said “ain’t.”

PS.

i would have written more, but really, its too early and i’ve only had a sip of coffee.