because i’m fat: and grumpy when i’m hungry…
the other day, after work, it was hot out. i was on bike. he was on bike. i was hungry. hot. and hungry.
couldn’t decided on where to eat.
i suggest joe’s shanghai or joe’s ginger if the line was too long.
we go to ginger.
i tell him to order whatever as i go to the bathroom to freshen up.
i come back to tofu shanghai style. i eat a little of it and wait for the soup dumplings. minutes go by…
i ask, “where are the dumps?”
he says, “i didn’t order any.”
I TURN INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK.
i ordered the dumplings. i ate all but 1 to myself.
we then took the brooklyn bridge route home. note to self. never again. but very beautiful.