the adventures of yoshi

because i’m fat: and grumpy when i’m hungry…

Posted in Because I'm Fat by yoshi on June 12, 2011

the other day, after work, it was hot out. i was on bike. he was on bike. i was hungry. hot. and hungry.

couldn’t decided on where to eat.

i suggest joe’s shanghai or joe’s ginger if the line was too long.

we go to ginger.

i tell him to order whatever as i go to the bathroom to freshen up.

i come back to tofu shanghai style. i eat a little of it and wait for the soup dumplings. minutes go by…

i ask, “where are the dumps?”

he says, “i didn’t order any.”

I TURN INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

i ordered the dumplings. i ate all but 1 to myself.

we then took the brooklyn bridge route home. note to self. never again. but very beautiful.

the end.

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  1. Jimmy! said, on June 13, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    What’s going on here? Are you elevating your blogging to another level? Should I read deeper into each word?


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