the adventures of yoshi

…on never leaving a girl hungry

Posted in Food for Thought by yoshi on April 22, 2009

NEVER EVER EEEVVVERRRRRR EVER EVER EVERRRRR LEAVE A GIRL HUNGRY.

do what you must.

stuff a piece of gum in her mouth.

give her a sip soda.

tell her that you will be eating soon.

tell her that you will be buying the food… soon.

give her chips.

give her fucking dry noodle bits from the cup o noodles cup for goodness sake!

DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN ASK: “what do you want to eat?

because SHE WILL REPLY: “i don’t fucking know!!!! if i knew i wouldn’t be all hungry right now and would have gotten the food already!” and then will continue to scowl and bitch until she is fed.

…..i am starving.

like, right now.

i came home and the bf was chillin at the computer.

no food on the table.

not even a “hey, i’ll get food soon” or “you wanna eat?”

NOTHING.

….he is now riding his bike.

in the rain.

to get mc donald’s.

FUCKER.

that shit better be warm.

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…on, you know, THAT time

Posted in Food for Thought by yoshi on April 20, 2009

i apologize in advance to any of you dudes that are reading my blog.

ACTUALLY, if you’re a dude, i’d advise you to stop reading… like NOW.

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ok, don’t say i didn’t warn you…

i just have to say that i’m in a crappy fucking mood. i’m highly emotional. all i want is ANYTHING a la mode. i feel soooo un-enthuuuuused. i can’t think of anything better than to just talk shit all day… oooh how nice that would be =)

i’m bloated like a mu’fkr, allowing myself to believe that all my ab-work has gone to the crapper because i feel like i’ve added 10 lbs around the waist. i hate pms’ing. much worse than actually being on the p.rod. am i right? or am i right.

don’t bother me with stupidity for the next 1.5 weeks if you know what’s best for you.

on a lighter note. what DOES make my day is listening to while at work or on the train, and YES i DO dance with my headphones on:

  • run the show: kat de luna, don omar
  • boom boom pow: black eyed peas
  • little bit: lykke li, drake (i’ll be purchasing tix to see her in june)
  • livin a lie: the dream, rihanna
  • beggin: madcon
  • zero: yeah yeah yeahs
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