“white people subway map”
*disclaimer: i don’t participate in calling out the white man, but this was just too damn funny not to share!!!!
i got this awesome email with “random thoughts by people our age” from my girl em, and one of the thoughts read:
I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
so then i get an IM from my co-worker with this image, look VERY closely….:
and if you’re not familiar with NY, here’s the REAL subway map, please compare hahahahhahaha (click to enlarge):
the adventures of yoshi 
hahahaa. this is fuckin awesome.
DUDE btw we totally just got the same email hahaha i just find it funny that across the world there’s SOME mutual buddies in there haha
This is great-but as a white guy in NYC you are missing some key routes.
First of all I dont think we’d take the subway to the airport. Cab, LIRR, Airtran. Then of course you’re missing the 7 to Shea, R to Bay Ridge, Q, B to Brighton w/ stops starting at Ave M.
Hahahaha They forgot the 1 train up to Riverdale!
Riverdale is a Jewish neighborhooooood!
lol i love that i shouldn’t live where i live according to the map 🙂
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Priceless!
Love this! AND…. If you shouldn’t live where you’re living according to the map… you’re most certainly a gentrifier.
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